My owner thinks I'm a lot of work. She's basically the reincarnation of "The Underdog". She's always trying to rescue me. Well, as a member of the canine kingdom, I think she's a lot of work. I'm always trying to protect her. I follow her to the hairdresser, shopping, visiting friends, hiking, ice cream salon, (slurp!), pet stores. She's always having company come over..that's her favorite. Oh, fleas are not welcome.....
Pet rules for owner:
My rules are simple - lean, organic chow, Gourmet Snacks, butterflies and crickets. I insist on having an outstanding doggie wardrobe collection. I have her take me to Trendysville, near Dogdomimium (where I live) ..In Trendysville I go to Studsville..well, need I bark more? Being a Dog Diva, I need my beauty sleep. I am a bed hog, and if my owner messes with me, I make her take me outside for a potty run, and I mean RUN! Then, I'll let her go back to sleep. (If she can).
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